A Police STOP at 1AM

[scissorbill]

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

[BCBound]

Haha. Nice one.

A man drives up to a stop sign, slows down, then rolls through the intersection. He's promptly pulled over by a police office who approachs his window and starts writing a ticket.

"What seems to be the problem officer?' The man asks.

"You didn't stop at that stop sign." The office replies.

"Sure I did."

"No, you didn't."

This goes back and forth for some time before the man finaly says, "I slowed down, it's the same thing, give me a break here."

The police man backs away from the car, pulls out his night stick and says, "Step out of the vehicle."

Shocked, the man says, "Why, what do you intend to do?"

"I'm going to start beatting you with this night stick, you tell me weather you want me to stop or slow down."