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    Default You know you might be a redneck when......

    Your truck has curtains.......

    but your house doesn't!
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    You keep both your wallet and your dog on a chain!
    Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~Author Unknown

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    Please feel free to add your favourite redneck one liners.
    Remember I drive a pickup so I won't be offended, I will think it is all about my brother.
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    Your old toilet is on your patio as a planter and the tank is a beer cooler.
    "Fishing is much more than fish. Fishing is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers." - Herbert Hoover

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    your house has wheels on it and your truck doesn't.
    Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~Author Unknown

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    The first thing you buy your girlfriend is shotgun shells. (Thats a true one)

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    hi

    just redneck funny pics link
    http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics.html
    "Fishing is much more than fish. Fishing is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers." - Herbert Hoover

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