You keep both your wallet and your dog on a chain!

Your truck has curtains.......
but your house doesn't!
You keep both your wallet and your dog on a chain!
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~Author Unknown
Please feel free to add your favourite redneck one liners.
Remember I drive a pickup so I won't be offended, I will think it is all about my brother.![]()
Your old toilet is on your patio as a planter and the tank is a beer cooler.
"Fishing is much more than fish. Fishing is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers." - Herbert Hoover
your house has wheels on it and your truck doesn't.
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~Author Unknown
The first thing you buy your girlfriend is shotgun shells. (Thats a true one)
"Fishing is much more than fish. Fishing is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers." - Herbert Hoover
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